Hello! My name is Achilles Stamatelaky. You are looking at my website. Probably because you googled me for some reason. Maybe you just signed up for a class I teach? Maybe I owe you money? (Probably not. I am VERY responsible.) Maybe you’re reading this in the year 2050 because I’ve become very famous and you’re doing a project on “Famous Knicks Fans?”
Well, you’ve come to the right place!
A quick rundown of who I am:
I’m a UCB-trained comedian, writer, actor, improviser, improv + sketch teacher, and dumb idiot. I’ve written for TV (Broad City, MTV), appeared in a bunch of commercials, perform live every week, teach comedy to lots of people, and spend like hundreds of dollars at Dig Inn every month. It’s truly ridiculous how much money I spend there.
At this point, you’re still reading, so ya must be interested in finding out more, no? Feel free to peruse the site for as long as you want. I literally will have no idea who visits!!!
CHECK OUT MY DUMB ARTICLES ON MEDIUM.COM HERE
I only write and post articles where I am the lone target audience. That’ll be VERY clear when you click on that link.
CHECK OUT THIS ARTICLE I WROTE FOR MCSWEENEY’S CALLED “THE FIRST PARAGRAPH OF ‘IT GIRL’ ARTICLES THROUGHOUT HISTORY”
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TWITTER // @astamate